Sunday, June 24, 2007

Simple techniques to grow fatter....


  • Maintain your treadmill well by cleaning it every weak such that it doesn't become rusted.(for the betterment of a buyer when u put a sale)
  • Eat at least one ice cream per week - especially ones like Cornetto, feast(preferably chocolate).
  • Always take an auto to the boarding point of your office bus; even if it is a few footsteps away
  • Use only lifts and escalators and not staircase in your office even if you work in the first floor.
  • Eat a lot of potatoes especially fried ones. The same applies with fish too if you are a non vegetarian.
  • Never do any household work and enjoy getting scoldings from your mom for not helping her out.
  • Buy a good quality DVD player which will make you sit in one place for hours.
  • Drink a glass of milk in the morning before breakfast, make sure you have at least 2 coffee breaks which will make you drink 2 more cups of milk.
  • Add-ons are Bar chocolates, fried packet items especially when you travel for hours in bus.

11 comments:

Elektra said...

U forgot one more thing...!

Beer and KFC chicken :)

Simply superb ka... U rock..!

Anuradha said...

Beer and KFC??? i can guess who this is!!!

Well i actually had beer in mind....

praveen said...

good work 'ANU',

Your sense of humour once again displayed.
Nice tips for 'slim' ppl to improve.
Anyhow we came to know your top 10 secrets of your posture
Please correct there is a mistake in the article...
"You have mentioned 2 glasses of milk, it is 2 'JUG's I guess..." :)

jagadeesan said...

yeah...

How do u know so many ways to grow fatter??? i was wondering bcoz u are already born Barrel... but still how did u come to know all these ways??

seeing these I coudl visualize u to be more than double you werre in colege 3 years ago!!

Anuradha said...
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Anuradha said...

@Praveen...

small correction....not 2 jugs of but 2 Mugs (coffee mugs :-))

@Jaggu....
my posture total damage!

Seenivasan said...

I am worried that I follow almost all these steps inadvertently. God no more fat pleazzzzzzzze.

payyan said...

Wait! you forgot one thing!

Not bending to pick up dropped objects; rely on others more athletic to do your job for you!

Anuradha said...

pick up dropped objects???
what are legs for? ;-)

payyan said...

aiyoo amma taye!

This is just too much! AHA!!!

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