Simple techniques to grow fatter....

• Maintain your treadmill well by cleaning it every weak such that it doesn't become rusted.(for the betterment of a buyer when u put a sale)

• Eat at least one ice cream per week - especially ones like Cornetto, feast(preferably chocolate).
• Always take an auto to the boarding point of your office bus; even if it is a few footsteps away
• Use only lifts and escalators and not staircase in your office even if you work in the first floor.

• Eat a lot of potatoes especially fried ones. The same applies with fish too if you are a non vegetarian.
• Never do any household work and enjoy getting scoldings from your mom for not helping her out.
• Buy a good quality DVD player which will make you sit in one place for hours.
• Drink a glass of milk in the morning before breakfast, make sure you have at least 2 coffee breaks which will make you drink 2 more cups of milk.
• Add-ons are Bar chocolates, fried packet items especially when you travel for hours in bus.